A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could bewrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!!
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees toSuthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass byvalue or pass by reference.
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a softwareengineer…
Somu : how do you say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vande mataram” is newkind of RAM in the market!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Somu : How do you say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea .
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Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time
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