Its a wrong title!!
But anyway, its high up there and I am not going to change it now.
Inspired from Best Tag Ever by Reema, and my old Confessions post, here I present Confessions Revisited!!!
ALL QUESTIONS ARE INVENTED BY ME, THEY ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED
!!~ AND THIS IS NOT A TAG ~!!
This is a series of posts, and today’s post is All-Girls due to public demand.
Q. #1 What do you think about AlliRekha?
Ans: Think?? Now now, guys, she is just a child Chotisi nanhisi pyarisi bachchi hai!!!
Q. #2 Say something about Reema!!
Sporting? Yeah ,
Cool? Do you mean Cold(blooded)? ,
Sexy? Can I say pass?
Tall? oi, don’t you get bored?,
Slim? You wish!!!
Intelligent? Who is not? But this girl have too much brainpower!! I wish I can steal some from her!!
Her Smile? I just know how much she laughs! Can’t control once it starts. Unbelievable? Yeah I know what you mean
Her hair? you want me to get killed?
Her blog? Best thing happened to her in life. Well may be second best thing
Her Friendship? I wish I had her as friend from childhood 9and I wish I will have her as friend till eternity) (Are you feeling okay, Suda?).
What will you gift her? Questioner, you are so boring that I am quiting now. The End.
Q. #3 You were saying something about Nita yesterday??
Ans: Ohh Thanks for reminding . I was saying that if she doen’t comment on my blog now, then I will burst in to her house and eat everything in Fridge, Big Dabba’s and steal her keyboard and bribe one of her daughter to hide behind her bedroom door and shout Bhooooooo very loudly as she enters!!!
Q. #4 What is most unusual thing about Shefaly?
Ans: Wait a minute!! You are not supposed to ask questions about her!! She gets angrily amused by such nonsense!! Now you have done this…. ab bhugto!! I am not saying anything to Shefaly Didi (and now I know she understands Marathi) so this question is not valid. I request it to be removed from records and everyone who read it please mark it as unread and don’t read it.
Q. #5 Whats the matter with Sulz? I don’t see you commenting on her blog even you say you like her?
Ans: I am glad you asked!! Well, no, not exactly glad. Err, the problem is, my office firewall has listed her blog in Porn category WHICH IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!
When I tried telling our System’s Guys about it, they totally misunderstood me and jumped to their PC’s to browse her blog and I ran away before facing their dis-appointed facial expressions!
Sometimes I feel bad about this and sometimes find it funny. I am not sure how she will react now.
Q. #6 Hey, who is this Scorpria?
Ans: A very cute girl who has long curly hair, sweet voice, nice bathroom , a cool blog and much very good sense of humor. Okay, now forget first two points.
Q. #7 What is importance of Sakhi in your life?
Ans: She always do rescue me from Reema (who comes in my dreams to teach Greek Language) and then give me lots of Pani-Puri’s(in dreams of course).
Q. #8 Hi Rekha, how are you?
Ans: I PAID YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS TO ME, NOT TO SOME GIRL JUST BECAUSE SHE IS SWEET!!!
Q. #10 Do you know Aparna Go…something?
Ans: Ohh yeah, that girl, who looks like she is sneezing in her profile photo on WP?
To be continued……
Okay, enough for today. People who are not mentioned here, don’t worry, aapka number bhi aayega!!!
Nita, change your profile photo for a change!!
Disclaimer: No pun, trouble intended. Everything is just for fun!!