Programmer Tragedies

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.

A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

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Ramu : I’ve just become a member of Rotract Club.

Somu : public member or private?

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Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could bewrong?

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

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THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!!

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees toSuthi..?

Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass byvalue or pass by reference.

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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a softwareengineer…

Somu : how do you say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?

Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether “vande mataram” is newkind of RAM in the market!

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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..

Somu : How do you say that?

Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea .

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Ramu : Hey…. whats time now?

Somu : System time or local time

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