The Hangover Part II : A must watch comedy

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The Wolfpack is back!! And funnier!! Do you think you laughed your a** off at The Hangover(2009) last time? Wait till you see the Part II. I had not laughed this hard for a movie in long time. After a long time, I heard everyone in a movie theater making ‘Whoa’, ‘Ooh’, ‘Eww’, ‘What the..’ , ‘sh**’ etc sounds in unison!!!

Summary of story (NO Spoilers): The self tooth plucker(see The Hangover Part I for details) i.e. Mr. Dentist is getting married in Thailand. As usual the wolfpack(with a new addition to group) decides to do a simple bachelor party one the beach (simple= just sitting around fire drinking beer and Alan roasting marshmallows πŸ˜† ). They wake up in Bangkok to find a lot of surprises. Rest of the plot is exactly same as part one but funnier with little less twists.

Whenever there is a sequel, there comes comparison. In my opinion, The Hangover Part II has more comedy than the Part I. You can’t help but laugh. Excellent timing of punch delivery combined with excellent acting by everyone. Only thumbs down thing about this movie is that in Part I, characters had a lot of things to do, a lot of twists as compared to Part II. But believe me, you will not regret watching this movie. There are some really nasty :O surprises for the audience (not everyone) πŸ˜‰ . And make sure you sit through credits, you will know why if you have seen Part I πŸ˜› .

P.S. If you have not seen the first The Hangover (released in 2009) yet :O , WATCH IT BEFORE WATCHING PART II. There is really no connection between two movies, but it will help you get hang of things faster.

Being a laptop with webcam is scary!!

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Just imagine one day you wake up and find that you are a laptop with webcam and broadband connection.

You better not be a boy’s laptop coz just imagine the things you will have to “face”.

Being a girl’s laptop is not as rewarding as you think. Girls are not much different than boys sometimes. πŸ˜‰
Also, being covered in pink, sitting in a pink pajama lap in a pink coloured room and running Gtalk day and night while some one continuously hits your keys is not something one would call rewarding. At least boys play some video games and watch all kind of movies. Girls must be doing that too sometimes but I can’t tell for sure. πŸ˜€

So….

Job at the FBI (bad bad joke) ;)

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were finished, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’

The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet…………

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said, ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.

MORAL: Women are…..you know…. Don’t….. no…. NEVER mess with them. πŸ˜€

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What a racist joke. I don’t like it, I don’t like it at all. I really don’t like it.Β  πŸ˜‰

Confessions Revisited

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Its a wrong title!!

But anyway, its high up there and I am not going to change it now.

Inspired from Best Tag Ever by Reema, and my old Confessions post, here I present Confessions Revisited!!!

ALL QUESTIONS ARE INVENTED BY ME, THEY ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED πŸ˜€

!!~ AND THIS IS NOT A TAG ~!!

This is a series of posts, and today’s post is All-Girls due to public demand.

Q. #1 What do you think about AlliRekha?
Ans:
Think?? Now now, guys, she is just a child πŸ˜€ Chotisi nanhisi pyarisi bachchi hai!!! πŸ˜›

Q. #2 Say something about Reema!! 😈
Ans:

Fat? No,
Small?? Noo,
Shy? WTH?,
Sweet? errr!,
Sporting? Yeah πŸ™‚ ,
Cool? Do you mean Cold(blooded)?Β  πŸ˜› ,
Sexy? Can I say pass?
Tall? oi, don’t you get bored?,
Slim? You wish!!! πŸ˜›
Intelligent? Who is not? But this girl have too much brainpower!! I wish I can steal some from her!!
Her Smile? I just know how much she laughs! Can’t control once it starts. Unbelievable? Yeah I know what you mean πŸ˜€
Her hair? you want me to get killed?
Her blog? Best thing happened to her in life. Well may be second best thing πŸ˜€
Her Friendship? I wish I had her as friend from childhood 9and I wish I will have her as friend till eternity) (Are you feeling okay, Suda?).
What will you gift her? Questioner, you are so boring that I am quiting now. The End.

Q. #3 You were saying something about Nita yesterday??
Ans:
Ohh Thanks for reminding πŸ˜€ . I was saying that if she doen’t comment on my blog now, then I will burst in to her house and eat everything in Fridge, Big Dabba’s and steal her keyboard and bribe one of her daughter to hide behind her bedroom door and shout Bhooooooo very loudly as she enters!!!

Q. #4 What is most unusual thing about Shefaly?
Ans:
Wait a minute!! You are not supposed to ask questions about her!! She gets angrily amused by such nonsense!! Now you have done this…. ab bhugto!! πŸ˜€ I am not saying anything to Shefaly Didi (and now I know she understands Marathi) so this question is not valid. I request it to be removed from records and everyone who read it please mark it as unread and don’t read it. πŸ˜€

Q. #5 Whats the matter with Sulz? I don’t see you commenting on her blog even you say you like her?
Ans:
I am glad you asked!! Well, no, not exactly glad. Err, the problem is, my office firewall has listed her blog in Porn category WHICH IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!
When I tried telling our System’s Guys about it, they totally misunderstood me and jumped to their PC’s to browse her blog πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› and I ran away before facing their dis-appointed facial expressions!
Sometimes I feel bad about this and sometimes find it funny. I am not sure how she will react now.

Q. #6 Hey, who is this Scorpria?
Ans:
A very cute girl who has long curly hair, sweet voice, nice bathroom πŸ˜€ , a cool blog and much very good sense of humor. Okay, now forget first two points. πŸ˜›

Q. #7 What is importance of Sakhi in your life?
Ans:
She always do rescue me from Reema (who comes in my dreams to teach Greek Language) and then give me lots of Pani-Puri’s(in dreams of course).

Q. #8 Hi Rekha, how are you?
Ans:
I PAID YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS TO ME,Β  NOT TO SOME GIRL JUST BECAUSE SHE IS SWEET!!!

Q. #9 If you are asked to throw Poonam and Nova, who will score more for you?
Ans:
Can I eat them? πŸ˜€ Both are equally sweet and se…(no, I only eat sweets)

Q. #10 Do you know Aparna Go…something?
Ans:
Ohh yeah, that girl, who looks like she is sneezing in her profile photo on WP? πŸ˜›

To be continued……

Okay, enough for today. People who are not mentioned here, don’t worry, aapka number bhi aayega!!!

Nita, change your profile photo for a change!! πŸ˜€

Disclaimer: No pun, trouble intended. Everything is just for fun!!

Enjoy.

Cheers.

Love Tag : a tag finally!!

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After running away from all taggers, finally I thought of doing one myself. I didn’t want to disappoint Nikhil (Already God’s Yo-Yo) and I can’t even dream of refusing Sakhi if she asks me to do something!!!!

Anyway, I am doing this tag (and copying photo from Scorpria‘s post) πŸ˜€

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 Tag 6 people to do this quiz and they cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by, cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by, and must continue this game by sending it to other people.

  1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
    Run for your life, you betrayer. Because You Don’t Mess With Suda!!!!
  2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
    My dream would come true the day someone creates clone of the only chik in my office. She is so beautiful that chik word is not suitable for her. But still she is a chik πŸ˜€
  3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
    There are (were) few people in my life who deserve not only kicking their butts but also me sitting on them D !!!!!!!
  4. What would you do if you are being asked for a date by best looking girl in office?
    I will tell her that I don’t want to go on date, I already have you-know-who and I am missing her!!!! 😦
  5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
    Ohh, Not again!!!!Β  D
  6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
    Both.
  7. How long do you intend to continue if you are allowed to kick some people’s butts?
    Untilthey don’t need a chair to sit!!!
  8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
    Tick off her name on list and circle the next name!!! D
  9. What do you think the importance of *acting* in Love and Relationships?
    If you know how to act, you are blessed. Sometimes we need to act to hide our feelings and sometimes to un-hide another persons feelings.
  10. What takes you down the fastest?
    Newton’s laws of Gravity (or something like that).
  11. What would you see if you are surrounded (on beach) by girls (in bik…) ?
    Escape butt (button)!!! πŸ˜›
  12. What’s your fear?
    Blankness!!!
  13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
    no comments!!!!
  14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
    I don’t fancy lot of money if I have love and daily bread n butter πŸ™‚
  15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
    KickΒ  my room partner (Apache wala) and say, “Wake up #$%#%$#%”Β  πŸ˜€
  16. Would you give all in a relationship?
    I have a choice?Β  :O
  17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
    The other one D
  18. Would you forgive and forget, no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
    Yes! I am blessed with a bad memory. People can vouch for that! (copied from scorpria but true nonetheless)
  19. If you get to go back in time and fall in love all over again, would it still be with the same person?
    I don’t want to go back in time!!!!! Really I don’t!!!
  20. List 6 people to tag:
    I am breaking this rule and tagging everyone who haven’t done this tag!!!
    8)

P.S> I am not sure how long I will be able to be on WP in coming days (situation in IT is critical, at least in few companies) So don’t mind if I am not commenting on your posts, its not laziness but something else.

Whats inside a black-hole?

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“Whats inside a black-hole?”, roommate#2 asked putting down Pune Mirror.
“Well, its…..”, I started but someone cut across me, “Why? you wanna get inside one?” πŸ˜€

My roommate#1 (who recently bought new Apache 😐 ) lifted his head lazily and said, ” We will get at least five minutes intimation if this LHC thing @##%@#$ ? Yeah Suda?”
“yeah, may be….”,

“Fine”, he sat up,” Then I will get to my bike in time”.

I started laughing. “So we will be going in black-hole on Apache it seems”.

“But whats inside a black-hole?”, I turned round to roommate#3 (ohh, you are still here πŸ˜› )

“A garden, a swimmingΒ  pool… big one, and much more free roads…”, #1.

“And no one will have cloths on, as they will get ripped of when it will suck us in”, I added now rolling on floor.

roommate#2Β  was dumb-struck, “Well, thinking this way feels better than real scientific details”.

I concluded the discussion patting on his back sympathetically ,” Make sure you are around that *office chik* today…. ”

………………….

………..

When you come in contact of a black-hole, you will get sucked inside it stretched like a string (consider when we pull chewing gum and it forms a looooong string). Bah. Damn scary.

We have alternate description as you read in above conversation. And its better. Yeah, better!!!!!
Because, if you are going to be sucked in a black-hole stretched like a string, I would rather die with this cool idea in mind. I will like to Die9only in case of black-hole) with smile (and what more, remember the no-cloths thing) on my face.

Life feels much simple sometimes, especially, when you are going to die.