Job at the FBI (bad bad joke) ;)

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were finished, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’

The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet…………

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said, ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.

MORAL: Women are…..you know…. Don’t….. no…. NEVER mess with them. 😀

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What a racist joke. I don’t like it, I don’t like it at all. I really don’t like it.  😉

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Ladies and Lads … Attention please!!

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I found something interesting somewhere on internet.

WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. Has Mr. In it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it

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Any comments, girls? (and boys too if they have stopped grinning 😀 )

Cheers

MBA Student Vs. BE Student

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A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. ” look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
The MBA ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.